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This table collates the ratings from every episode of KUEC during the first year of the podcast, September 2010 through September 2011.

Episode # Item Rating Scale Source Notes
1 Simply Asia Roasted Peanut Noodle Bowl "Not terrible" none - No numerical rankings this week
1 Cheemo Potato and Cheddar Pierogies "Good", "rib-sticking" none - No numerical rankings this week
2 Kitchens of India's Palak Paneer "Definitely pretty good" "Thumbs-up" none - No numerical rankings this week
2 Annie Chun's Soup Bowl Hot & Sour "No" none - No numerical rankings this week
2 Patak's Butter Chicken Simmer Sauce "Thumbs down" none - No numerical rankings this week
2 Patak's Korma Curry Simmer Sauce "Thumbs up" none - No numerical rankings this week
3 Amy's Tortilla Casserole with Black Beans 6 Collapsible microwave forks - 2.5 of 5 collapsible microwave forks from Ursula, 3.5 of 5 for an ambitious effort from Kevin
3 Thai Pavilion Pad Thai 4.5 Collapsible forks - 2 of 5 collapsible forks from Ursula, 2.5 of 5 from Kevin
3 Contessa Mongolian Brand Beef 7.5 Toasting forks? - Brief suggestion that there might finally be ratings halfway through the episode when Ursula calls this a 3.5 to 4 toasting forks out of 5, but alas, no follow-through.
4 Betty Crocker's Bowl Appetit Garlic Parmesan Pasta 2 Al-dente Noodles -
4 Trader Joe's Chicken-Less Cutlets 3 Al-dente Noodles - Exploded!
4 Thai Joe's Lemongrass Chicken Sticks 8 Al-dente Noodles - (Yay ratings)
5 Archer Farms Asian Inspired Sesame Teriyaki noodle bowl 1.42 Barf Bags - Noodles in poor-quality soy sauce. Top Ramen is better.(Originally scored 1 out of 7)
5 Trader Joe's Chicken Gorgonzola 6 Barf Bags - Visually *really* unappealing, 'not as unpleasant as [you'd] think', good texture.
5 Vigo Red Beans and Rice 8 Barf Bags - Cheap, filling, easy to make,
5 Wolfgang Puck's Chicken and Dumpling canned soup Not Rated Barf Bags - There were two dumplings, about the size of a dime. Not nearly enough dumplings.
6 Archer Farms Cajun-flavored Rice and Bean Bowl 1.88 Flying Pigs - Takes 7-7.5 minutes to cook, really bland. It's cheap-ass rice and beans. (Originally scored 1.5 out of 8)
6 Thai Kitchen Tangy Sweet & Sour Noodles 5 Flying Pigs - Bland and did not rehydrate properly. (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
6 Trader Joe's Potato Pancakes 8.75 Flying Pigs Store- Trader Joe's Absolutely delicious, but they are not vegan and they have to be fried. (May not be kosher.) (Originally scored 7 out of 8)
6 Vigo Yello Rice Not rated Flying Pigs - Cooked easily, made a lot of rice, delicious, moist, good with Mexican food.
7 Chef Boyardee Macaroni and Cheese Microcup 0.7 Colanders - Didn't heat properly and a distinctly subpar taste. (Originally scored 0.35 out of 5)
7 Kraft Cheesy Made Easy Triple Cheese (microwaved) 2 Colanders - Not so much mac-n-cheese as cheese soup, not as good as standard Kraft. Did *not* thicken. (Originally scored 1 out of 5)
7 Annie's Macaroni and Cheese 6 Colanders - Lacks umami, but still decent. Similar to the standard Kraft. (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
7 Kraft Macaroni and Cheese 8 Colanders - Classic mac-and-cheese, more buttery than cheesy (Originally scored 4 out of 5)
7 Boston Market Macaroni and Cheese. 10 Colanders - A little expensive - $2.99 for a small box. Quite cheesy. The best of the batch. (Originally scored 5 out of 5)
7 Tasty Bite All Natural Vegetarian Bombay Potatoes Not rated Colanders - Good over rice, on par with cheap Indian buffet. Vegan.
7 Mrs. T's Potato and Four Cheese Blend Pierogies Not rated Colanders - Not terribly expensive, better and less greasy than the Cheemo pierogies
7 Pork Roast Florentine from Trader Joe's Not rated Colanders - Fiddly to make/high PITA factor, tastes decent
8 Dr. McDougail's Pad Thai Noodle Soup 2.92 MREs Store - Lowes Foods Good noodles, the vegetables didn't fully rehydrate and bland. Entirely uninteresting. 'It might keep you alive, but why would you bother?' (Originally scored 1.75 out of 6)
8 Escalloped Potatoes and Ham (Thermostabilized) 5 MREs Gift Visually and texturally unappealing but useful and very portable. Would benefit from Tabasco and/or cheese. Not bad as MREs go. (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
8 Annie Chun's Kimchi Soup Bowl. 5 MREs Store Noodles came out well. No real flavor other than 'hot' and red pepper. (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
8 Jennie-O Turkey Meatloaf 7.5 MREs Store Not bad - not enough tomato sauce, but not HFC. Easy to prepare and kids will eat it. (Originally scored 4.5 out of 6)
9 Patak's Original Butter Chicken with Rice 4 Wombats - 340 cals/container. "Definitely fails our 'Looks like the packaging' test." Kinda bland. Wet; poor texture. Expensive.
9 Voila Cheddar Chicken Potato Skillet Meal 4 Wombats - Feeds the kids, but...
9 Hungry Man "Pub Favorites" Chopped Beef Steak 6.5 Wombats - A pound of food. 570 calories. "Tastes unhealthy"
9 InnovAsian General Tso's Chicken 6.75 Wombats - 360 cals/serving; $5; probably Ursula-safe. Coating on chicken crispy. Not enough food for two, really.
9 Trader Joe's Frozen Chicken Fried Rice Not rated Wombats - Mall chinese-quality.
9 Voila Rotini (Not eaten that week, but...) 6.5 Wombats -
10 Seeds of Change Caribbean Red Beans and Brown Rice 3 Baby Pandas - "There are actual vegetables in this that I can recognize!" "Mediocre and uninspired"
10 Thai Kitchen Spicy Thai Basil 5.5 Baby Pandas - Unappetizing appearance. Incredibly spicy. "That is the hottest thing we have reviewed on KUEC" Texturally appealing, once the noodles were seperated. "One of the better noodle bowls we've reviewed" Ursula: 5, Kevin: 6
10 Dr. Praeger's Sweet Potato Pancakes 8 Baby Pandas - Very sweet-potato-y, would eat again. Delicious with butter.
10 All Natural Bragg's Liquid Aminos Not rated Baby Pandas - "Expensive soy sauce"
10 Wanchai Ferry General Tso's Frozen Chicken Not rated Baby Pandas - Straightforward stirfry. Microwave rice astoundingly good. "Low-end mall chinese." Too much red pepper. "Give Wanchai Ferry a miss"
10 Grands Buttermilk Biscuits Not rated Baby Pandas - "Oh my god so delicious"
11 Hormel Compleats Turkey & Dressing with Gravy 3 Turduckens - "Go for Chinese instead, for god's sake." Turkey - thick slice of deli turkey. Texturally unimpressive. (Originally scored 1.5 out of 5)
11 Banquet Homestyle Bakes Creamy Turkey & Stuffing 4 Turduckens - Intermediate dish. 2 cans of stew + pouch of stuffing mix. (Originally scored 2 out of 5)
11 Marie Callendar's Home Style Creations Stuffing & Turkey 4.5 Turduckens - Dressing: Wet and bland. Turkey: Surprisingly good, smoky flavor. (Originally scored 2.25 out of 5)
11 Idahoan Four Cheese Mashed Potatoes 6 Turduckens - "These come out pretty good in the powdered mashed potatoes area." (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
11 Betty Crocker Au Gratin Potatoes 6 Turduckens - Not good food, but tasty food. (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
11 Oat Revolutions Instant Oats Apple and Cinnamon 6 Turduckens - Ursula finds it texturally unappealing. Kevin finds it delicious. (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
12 NutraSystems Hearty Beef Stew 1.88 Doorknobs - "This looks almost exactly like headcheese." Tastes powdery, almost like MRE. (Originally scored 1.5 out of 8)
12 Taco Bell Santa Fe Style Beef Bowlz 2.5 Doorknobs - "That is... wow." Does not come with cheese. (Originally scored 2 out of 8)
12 Hamburger Helper Microwave Singles Cheeseburger Macaroni 6.25 Doorknobs - "For reheated Hamburger Helper it tasted like Hamburger Helper." Beef not as rehydrated as one might hope. (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
12 Annie Chun's Sesame Seaweed Snacks 6.25 Doorknobs - For people who like seaweed (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
12 PF Chang's Ginger Chicken 6.25 Doorknobs - Mall chinese, not much flavor (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
12 Oregon Chai Not rated Doorknobs - "Don't get the sugar-free, even if it's on sale." Strong, tasty, mix with milk.
12 Mrs. T's Mini Pierogies Not rated Doorknobs - Good, but feeds fewer people than the full-size
13 Thai Oriental Flavor Instant Noodles 2.22 Baby Polar Bears - Comes with tiny crappy fork and oils in little packets. "Bland-ish and salty" "Reasonably normal small ramen" Step below Maruchan Ramen (Originally scored 2 out of 9)
13 Hamburger Helper Beef Stroganoff 5.56 Baby Polar Bears - Kids loved the Hamburger Helper. Ursula misses sour cream tang. (Originally scored 5 out of 9)
13 Swad Khadi Pakodi Dumplings in Yoghurt Sauce Microcurry 8.33 Baby Polar Bears - Looks like something you'd get in an Indian restaurant. Great flavor, very spicy. (Originally scored 7.5 out of 9)
13 World Classics Trading Company Artichoke and Spinach Purses 8.89 Baby Polar Bears - Wasn't cheap, but quite good. Spinach Artichoke Dip in dough with cheese. (Originally scored 8 out of 9)
13 Ravenswood Cabernet Sauvignon Not rated Baby Polar Bears - Cheap wine, but good
13 Bertolli's Tuscan Braised Beef/Chicken Marsala Not rated Baby Polar Bears - Accidental mixing of two different kinds. "We ate it and didn't complain."
14 El Monterey Bean and Beef Burrito 3.33 Sacred Hearts - Two for a buck. 380 calories. Explodes when poked with the fork. Chewy, a little spice, archetype of the basic microwave burrito. (Originally scored 2 out of 6)
14 Jose Ole Chicken & Cheese Chimichanga 3.33 Sacred Hearts - Exploded. Somewhat texturally distinct from previous burrito, but has the same microwave burrito taste. (Originally scored 2 out of 6)
14 Amy's Southwestern Burrito 5 Sacred Hearts - Exploded. Whole wheat tortilla, tough burrito exterior. Tastes like health food and the same hot-sauce slurry as archetype burrito. Rated up for being healthy. (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
14 Evol Chicken, Bean, and Rice Burrito 8.33 Sacred Hearts - 440 calories. Difficult to saw into. Does not have universal burrito taste. Not full of burrito slurry. Fairly tasty. (Originally scored 5 out of 6)
14 Hobgoblin Dark English Ale 8.33 Sacred Hearts - Very Pleasant - not too hoppy (Originally scored 5 out of 6)
14 Hamburger Helper Cheeseburger Macaroni Not rated Sacred Hearts - "The children thought he had recreated manna from heaven."
14 InnovAsian Sweet & Sour Chicken Not rated Sacred Hearts - Mall Chinese. Sweet and Sour sauce that is blinding magenta. Oven bake version worked out well.
14 Pink Truck Pink Wine Crap Crap - Sweet, with a slightly sour finish. Bad wine, but good for a medicinal bender. "The wine gets a crap out of crap."
15 Hot Pockets Sideshots Cheeseburgers 3 Identity Discs - Genre: cheese and meat in a bun. Soft bun, but a little chewy.
15 Jose Ole Mini Tacos Beef & Cheese 3 Identity Discs - Has the microwave burrito taste. Corn shell. Needs more cheese. Not impressive. Teenage boy refueling food.
15 Skyline Chili Spaghetti 6 Identity Discs - Confusing food. Spaghetti is overly squishy. K:7 U:5
15 Pacific Natural Food Organic Roasted Red Pepper and Tomato Soup 8 Identity Discs - Great tomato soup, good with toasted bread
15 Bel Gioioso Tiramisu Marscapone 10 Identity Discs - Delicious, but difficult to find a use for outside of tiramisu.
15 Rex-Goliath Chardonnay Not rated Identity Discs - Cheap wine.
16 Banquet Chicken Pot Pie 5.56 Special Snowflakes - Can be purchased 10 for $10. Flaky crust. Classic pot pie. "Not good food, but for a buck it ain't bad." (Originally scored 5 out of 9)
16 Kraft Stove Top Stuffing Mix 7.78 Special Snowflakes - Made in microwave. Nice and moist, may be a little mushy. Could use gravy. High points for nostalgia. (Originally scored 7 out of 9)
16 Macaroni Grill Creamy Basil Parmagane Chicken and Pasta 7.78 Special Snowflakes - Pasta was a trifle mushy, but may be user error. The sauce was good. Good for 2 people, would need 2 sides for a family. (Originally scored 7 out of 9)
16 Swad Navaratan Korma 8.89 Special Snowflakes - Mixed vegetable and cashew sauce with pineapple. Really good sauce. Hint of spice. Very good vegetable korma. (Originally scored 8 out of 9)
16 Duplin County Magnolia Blush Wine Not rated Special Snowflakes - Very sweet wine. A little dry and delicious.
16 Magic Hat No. 9 Not rated Special Snowflakes -
16 Stouffers Skillet Meal Garlic Alfredo Chicken Not rated Special Snowflakes - Two bags was enough for the family. Pretty good.
17 Teriyaki Chicken Steamed Buns 4 Tiny Bubbles - Bun is a little bit stiff and chewy. Chicken's cheap and gristly, but not bad. Would be better steamed.
17 Marie Callender's Scalloped Potatoes and Ham in a Creamy Cheese Sauce 4.5 Tiny Bubbles - Microwaved easily. Texturally okay, but tasted only of potato and bland. Kids ate it and didn't complain.
17 Kikkoman Shiro Miso Soup 5 Tiny Bubbles - Adequate miso soup, but there wasn't much of it for the money.
17 Pillsbury Savorings Artichoke & Spinach Bite-size Bread Bowls 7 Tiny Bubbles - Cheesy and soft.
17 Gabila's Famous Original Coney Island Square Knish 7 Tiny Bubbles - Potato Knish. Very squishy. Toasting would firm up the outside. Good with mustard. Has all the flavor but is missing some of the texture.
17 Mackie's of Scotland Haggis & Cracked Black Pepper Potato Crisps 8 Tiny Bubbles - "They taste like meat coffee." Weird dark undertone to the flavor.
17 Saint-Hilaire Blanquette De Limoux 9 Tiny Bubbles - French sparkling wine. Delightful.
18 Earth's Best Blueberry Mini-Waffles 2.86 Mimosas - (Originally scored 2 out of 7)
18 Eggo Real Fruit Pizza Mixed Berry Sensations 5.71 Mimosas - (Originally scored 4 out of 7)
18 Jimmy Dean Bacon Breakfast Bowls 6.43 Mimosas - (Originally scored 4.5 out of 7)
18 Kraft Cinnamon Bagelfuls 8.21 Mimosas - (Originally scored 5.75 out of 7)
19 Uno Tastefulls Pepperoni Calzone Cuts 4.17 Chupacabras - No sauce. Cheap mall Italian. U:2 K:3 (Originally scored 2.5 out of 6)
19 Goya Ham Croquettes 6.67 Chupacabras - A little bland, but good. (Originally scored 4 out of 6)
19 Fantastic World Foods Spicy Thai Vegetarian soup 8.33 Chupacabras - Noodle texture is good. Very spicy. Rated up for being vegan and tasty. (Originally scored 5 out of 6)
19 Kashi Mayan Harvest Bake 8.33 Chupacabras - Tasty, but odd texturally. Ancho chili sauce has a bit of a kick. (Originally scored 5 out of 6)
19 Le Drunk Rooster Chardonney Not rated Chupacabras - Screw top, preemptive thumbs down. Terrible wine.
20 Kimba BBQ Pork Buns 2.5 Squashes - Sub-par, might be better steamed (Originally scored 2 out of 8)
20 Kerala Curry Vegetable Korma Sauce 3.13 Squashes - Made with carrots, potatoes, frozen broccoli. Vegetables were good, sauce was bland, oily, not korma. U:3 K:2 (Originally scored 2.5 out of 8)
20 Thai Pavilion Thai Peanut Instant Rice Noodles and Sauce 5 Squashes - Fork included. (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
20 Jamaican Style Mild Beef Patties 5.63 Squashes - Looks like the package. Flaky crust. U:4 K:5 (Originally scored 4.5 out of 8)
20 Snap Dragon Carbernet Sauvignon 6.25 Squashes - A little dry. K:6, U:4 (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
20 Blue Horizon Natural Pasta Twists in Roasted Red Pepper Cream Sauce 7.5 Squashes - Fed the whole family, inexpensive, local farm (Originally scored 6 out of 8)
20 Lundberg Garlic Primavera Rissoto 8.75 Squashes - Easy and delicious. Microwaved well (Originally scored 7 out of 8)
20 Mrs. T's Sauerkraut Pierogies 8.75 Squashes - Really good. (Originally scored 7 out of 8)
21 Moo-Moo Maddelena's Gnocchi 3.33 Pirates - Tastes like health food. (Originally scored 2 out of 6)
21 Smoking Loon Chardoney 5 Pirates - $8.99, a little fruity, not too dry. (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
21 Annie Chun's Teriyaki Noodle Express 5 Pirates - A bit expensive for the amount you get (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
21 Blue Horizon Natural Shells with Pesto Sauce 5 Pirates - Not exciting, but kids loved it. (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
21  ? Red Wine (Oreana) 6.67 Pirates - ~$6, quite good. (Originally scored 4 out of 6)
21 Pasta-Roni Fettuchini Alfredo Sauce 6.67 Pirates - Did thicken on standing. "It's white, it's bland, it's pasta, it's cheesy, it's a little sticky." (Originally scored 4 out of 6)
21 Alexia Beer-Battered Cheddar Bites 8.33 Pirates - Beer batter a little thick and chewy, cheddar gives it a little bit of sharpness. (Originally scored 5 out of 6)
22 Tandor Chef Palak (Saag) Paneer 3.33 Ducks - Very green tasting. Health food pricing for generic saag. (Originally scored 3 out of 9)
22 Oak Leaf Vineyards White Zinfindel 3.33 Ducks - $3. Pretty sour (Originally scored 3 out of 9)
22 Trader Joe's Sweet Potato Gnocchi 3.89 Ducks - Took longer than package directions. Texture was gnocchi-like. U:4 K:3 (Originally scored 3.5 out of 9)
22 Snapp's Snack Bites Cheese Sticks 4.44 Ducks - Inoffensive breaded mozzarella cheese stick. All leaked in the microwave. (Originally scored 4 out of 9)
22 Blue Horizons Four Cheese Fettucini Alfredo 4.44 Ducks - Feeds 4, kids loved it, generally "Eh". (Originally scored 4 out of 9)
22 Lucky Duck Cabernet Sauvignon 5 Ducks - $3. Unremarkable, possibly exceptional for a $3 bottle of wine. (Originally scored 4.5 out of 9)
22 Knorr Pasta Sides Cheddar Broccoli 5.56 Ducks - 15 minutes to microwave. Bland and inoffensive. (Originally scored 5 out of 9)
22 TGI Friday's Chicken and Cheese Quesadilla Rolls 6.67 Ducks - Restaurant quality. (Originally scored 6 out of 9)
22 Zataran's Blackend Chicken Alfredo 7.78 Ducks - Tastewise good, a bit pricy (Originally scored 7 out of 9)
22 Turtle Island Just for Joy Zuppa Italiana Herb and Cheese Soup 8.89 Ducks - Followed instructions for Peasant Bread Soup: bread on bottom, cheese on top. Really easy, really good. (Originally scored 8 out of 9)
23 Bob Evans Bacon Stuffers 1.25 Cows - Very bready, very little filling. Filling is like wet, eggy bread. (Originally scored 1 out of 8)
23 Chef's Omelet Ham and Cheese 2.5 Cows - Eggs are fluffy, tastes of salt and bland (Originally scored 2 out of 8)
23 Special K. Raspberry Cheesecake bars 3.75 Cows - Overwhelmed with freeze-dried raspberries (Originally scored 3 out of 8)
23 Celentano Frozen Manicotti 5 Cows - Delicious, but not cost-effective. (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
23 Pillsbury Toaster Strudel Cinnamon & Brown Sugar 6.25 Cows - "This is basically your death in Toaster Strudel form." (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
23 Jimmy D's Turkey Sausage Sticks 8.75 Cows - Not bad for microwave pancake. U:2, K:7 (Originally scored 7 out of 8)
23 Mapleview Farms whipped cream 12.5 Cows - Locally-produced milk is apparently delicious. (Originally scored 10 out of 8)
24 2 Buck Chuck Chardonnay 2.73 Blue Swimming Crabs - Scored on the basis that it will eventually make a good vinegar. (Originally scored 3 out of 11)
24 Paula Deen "Shore is good" Seafood Dip 3.64 Blue Swimming Crabs - $7.99. Eaten with Pita Points. Not worth it at this price point. (Originally scored 4 out of 11)
24 Tempra Tantrum 4.55 Blue Swimming Crabs - Red wine. Not bad for a merlot blend, inexpensive. (Originally scored 5 out of 11)
24 Deeamore Twice Baked Potato 5.45 Blue Swimming Crabs - Bland for a loaded, twice-baked potato. Boosted because the ingredients are recognizable and they plant trees. (Originally scored 6 out of 11)
24 Stouffer's Corner Bistro Chicken, Broccoli, and Cheddar Stromboli 5.45 Blue Swimming Crabs - Outer edges are chewy. High-end Hot Pocket. (Originally scored 6 out of 11)
24 Asian Style Sensations Cream Cheese Wontons 9.09 Blue Swimming Crabs - Really tasty, relatively inexpensive. (Originally scored 10 out of 11)
25 Ethnic Gourmet Korma Simmer Sauce 3 Beagle Bays - Watery, not much flavor.
25 Hamburger Helper Four Cheese Lasagna 3 Beagle Bays - Bland, not very cheesy or lasagne-y.
25 Michelina's Budget Gourmet Rigatoni and Sauce 4 Beagle Bays - Crappy cardboard container. Meager quantity of sauce. Doesn't taste bad, is just pathetic and sad-looking.
25 Pasta-Roni Parmagane Cheese 6 Beagle Bays - Very thin pasta. Inoffensive sauce.
25 Trader Joe's Gnocchi with Alfredo Sauce 6.5 Beagle Bays - Okay dry gnocchi, okay sauce.
25 Unknown Asian Noodles with Cabbage and Sauce 8 Beagle Bays - Four flavor packets, including mustard and mayonnaise.
25 7 Days Bake-it Spanakopita Rolls 9 Beagle Bays - All natural, from Greece. Cheesy, spinach-y, flaky filo dough.
25 Menage a Trois Chardonnay Not rated Beagle Bays -
25 Purple Cowboy Tenacious Red Not rated Beagle Bays -
26 Vifon Pho Bo Artificial Beef Flavor 2 Penguins -
26 Knorr Pasta Sides Stroganoff 4 Penguins -
26 Barber Foods Stuffed Chicken Breast Cordon Bleu 4 Penguins -
26 Kashi Lemongrass Coconut Chicken 5 Penguins -
26 Black Swan Chardonnay 5 Penguins -
26 Buitoni's Grilled Chicken & Spinach Cannelloni 7 Penguins -
26 World Classisc Trading Co. Thai Style Chicken Spring Rolls 7 Penguins -
26 Abita Save our Shores 7 Penguins -
27 Ore-Ida Pizza Bites 2 Bluebirds -
27 Vendange Pinot Grigio 3 Bluebirds -
27 Red Baron's SIngles Deep Dish 4 Bluebirds -
27 Stoufer's French Bread Pizza 4 Bluebirds -
27 Michelina's Lean Gourmet Pepperoni Bites 4 Bluebirds -
27 California Pizza Kitchen Crispy Thin Crust Hawaian 5 Bluebirds - Dropped on floor
27 Kashi Mediterainian Pizza 6 Bluebirds -
27 World Classics Bruschetta 7 Bluebirds -
27 Amy's Margherita Pizza 8 Bluebirds -
27 New Belgum Fat Tire Amber Ale 9 Bluebirds -
28 Aunt Jemima Confetti Pancakes 4 Bluebirds -
28 Stouffer's Sautes for Two Steak Gorgonzola 4 Bluebirds -
28 Cinnabon Breakfast Bars 5 Bluebirds -
28 VitaTops Deep Chocolate 5 Bluebirds -
28 Betty Crocker Jullienne 5 Bluebirds -
28 El Monterey Egg, Bacon & Cheese Breakfast Taquitos 7 Bluebirds -
28 Pillsburry Simply ButterMilk Biscuits 7 Bluebirds -
28 Smucker's Uncrustables Peanut Butter and Strawberry 8 Bluebirds -
29 Kim Chi Bowl 6 Cabbages - (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
29 Miso Soup 10 Cabbages - (Originally scored 5 out of 5)
29 Can braised eel 8 Cabbages - (Originally scored 4 out of 5)
29 Luck strike 6 Cabbages - (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
29 Onion garlic tapioca chips 7 Cabbages - (Originally scored 3.5 out of 5 - U:3, K: 4)
29 Wonton flavored soup 5 Cabbages - (Originally scored 2.5 out of 5)
29 Myojo Soybean Paste Flavor Ippei-chan Japanese Style Soup Noodles 8 Cabbages - Lots of vegetables, good flavor, did not come with a fork (Originally scored 4 out of 5)
29 Authentic Japanese Rice Cracker Shanghai Mix 8 Cabbages - (Originally scored 4 out of 5)
29 Meiji chocolate bar 8 Cabbages - Would have sex with this chocolate (Originally scored 4 out of 5)
30 Market Street Classics Beans and Franks 1.25 Cardinals - (Originally scored 1 out of 8)
30 Knorr Asia Sides Thai Sesame Noodles 1.25 Cardinals - (Originally scored 1 out of 8)
30 Zatarain's Zesty French Quarter Pasta Bake 3.75 Cardinals - (Originally scored 3 out of 8)
30 Heater Meals Mushroom Gravy, Mashed Potatoes & Beef 5 Cardinals - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
30 Siera Nevada Kellerweis Hefeweizen 5 Cardinals - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
30 Bartles & James Margarita 5 Cardinals - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
30 Pasta Leonardo Au Gratin Potatoes 6.25 Cardinals - (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
30 Japanese Style Alimentary Paste Curry Udon 6.25 Cardinals - (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
30 Zuko Mango Drink Mix 7.5 Cardinals - (Originally scored 6 out of 8)
30 Kahiki Tempura Chicken 8.13 Cardinals - (Originally scored 6.5 out of 8)
31 Buitoni Grilled Vegetable & Goat Cheese Agnolotti w/White WIne Sauce 3.75 Clarinets - (Originally scored 3 out of 8)
31 Hungry Man Pub Favorites Popcorn Chicken with Spiced Rum BBQ Sauce 5 Clarinets - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
31 White Castle Microwavable Cheeseburgers 5 Clarinets - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
31 Stoufer's Welsh Rarebit 6.25 Clarinets - (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
32 Banquet Salisbury Sreak 5 Snorlax -
32 Salsa-Getti 5 Snorlax -
32 Nancy's Seafood Crabcake 6 Snorlax -
32 Guava Roll Candy 6 Snorlax -
32 Soupless Ramen Teriyaki Shallot 7 Snorlax -
32 Marrie Callender's Chicken Portobello Risotto 7 Snorlax -
32 Abita Abbey Ale 8 Snorlax -
32 Ibarra Chocolate 10 Snorlax -
32 Duplin County Beaufort Bay Not rated Snorlax - Drinkable
33 Smart Ones Home Style Pot Roast 3.75 Fig Leaves - (Originally scored 3 out of 8)
33 InnovAsian Spicy Beef & Broccoli Family Style Kit 5 Fig Leaves - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
33 Man-Bait Maple Bacon Lollipop 5 Fig Leaves - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
33 Pasta-Roni Garlic & Olive Oil Vermacelli 6.25 Fig Leaves - (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
33 Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs 6.25 Fig Leaves - (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
33 El Monterey Cheese Enchiladas 7.5 Fig Leaves - (Originally scored 6 out of 8)
33 Evol Burrito Veggie Fajita 7.5 Fig Leaves - (Originally scored 6 out of 8)
33 Mega Sandias con Chile y Sal Watermellon 7.5 Fig Leaves - "Not sure, can we come back to this?" (Originally scored 6 out of 8)
34 Banquet Chicken Nugget Meal 1.43 Slime Molds - (Originally scored 1 out of 7)
34 Kashi Pesto Pasta Primavera 3.57 Slime Molds - (Originally scored 2.5 out of 7)
34 Villa Alena moscato sweet white wine 4.29 Slime Molds - (Originally scored 3 out of 7)
34 Trader Joe's Turkey "Meatloaf Muffins" 5 Slime Molds - (Originally scored 3.5 out of 7)
34 Old Rasputin Russian imperial stout 5 Slime Molds - (Originally scored 3.5 out of 7)
34 Trader Joe's Garlic Fries 5.71 Slime Molds - (Originally scored 4 out of 7)
34 Golden Cheese Blintzes 7.14 Slime Molds - (Originally scored 5 out of 7)
34 Trader Joe's Mac & Cheese Bites 8.57 Slime Molds - (Originally scored 6 out of 7)
35 frugal joe's ordinary beer 2 Beers -
35 James Foods Southwestern-Style Chicken Casserole 4 Beers -
35 Kahiki Chicken Egg Rolls with Sweet & Sour Sauce 4 Beers -
35 Knorr Sopa Estrellita con Tomate 4 Beers -
35 Francis Ford Coppola Presents Chardonnay 4 Beers -
35 Red Seal Ale 5 Beers -
35 Matre Pierre Torte D'Alsace 6 Beers -
35 Knorr Italian Sides Creamy Garlic Shells 7 Beers -
35 Dagobah Lavender Blueberry 8 Beers - 10 of 10 if it is raining and there is tea
35 Ghirardelli Intense Dark Evening Dream 8 Beers -
35 Blue Bunny No Sugar Added Double Strawberry 8 Beers -
35 Tabatchnick Minestrone Soup 10 Beers -
36 Wine CUbe White Sangria 2.5 Belches - (Originally scored 2 out of 8)
36 Good Earth Tuscan Chicken with Penne Pasta 5 Belches - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
36 Simply Potatoes Rosemary and Red Potato Wedges 5 Belches - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
36 Sukhi's Korma Curry Sauce 5 Belches - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
36 Mission Street Blonde Ale 5 Belches - (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
36 Shanghai Kitchen 12 Vegetable Egg Rolls 6.25 Belches - (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
36 Maple Valley Original Maple Candy 7.5 Belches - (Originally scored 6 out of 8)
36 Hurst Family Harvest Tri-Bean Soup 7.5 Belches - (Originally scored 6 out of 8)
36 Tai-Pei Asian Style Wraps Savory Chicken for Lettuce Wraps 7.5 Belches - (Originally scored 6 out of 8)
36 Super Pretzel Sticks Cheese Stuffed Pretzels 8.13 Belches - (Originally scored 6.5 out of 8)
36 Bridgeford Monkey Bread 8.75 Belches - (Originally scored 7 out of 8)
36 TGIFriday's Crispy Green Beans 10 Belches - (Originally scored 8 out of 8)
37 Helper Complete Meal Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo 1.43 Damselflies - (Originally scored 1 out of 7)
37 Butoni Reserva Chicken & Mushroom Ravioli w/Marsalla Wine Sauce 2.86 Damselflies - (Originally scored 2 out of 7)
37 Cedarlane Stacked Eggplant and Pesto 4.29 Damselflies - (Originally scored 3 out of 7)
37 T.G.I. Friday's Potato Skins Chedar & Bacon 4.29 Damselflies - (Originally scored 3 out of 7)
37 Barefoot White Zinfindel 4.29 Damselflies - (Originally scored 3 out of 7)
37 Virgil's Zero Root Beer 4.29 Damselflies - (Originally scored 3 out of 7)
37 Bob Evans Mini Wrappers Smoked Sausage with Cheese 6.43 Damselflies - (Originally scored 4.5 out of 7)
37 Macabee Kosher Mozzarella Sticks 7.14 Damselflies - (Originally scored 5 out of 7)
37 Idahoan Loaded Baked Potato Mashed Potatoes Cup 7.14 Damselflies - (Originally scored 5 out of 7)
37 Arrogant Bastard Ale 8.57 Damselflies - (Originally scored 6 out of 7)
37 Frechetta Simply Inspired Thin Crust Pizza Limited Edition 8.57 Damselflies - (Originally scored 6 out of 7)
38 Mr. Dee's Bacon & Cheddar Cheese Smashed Potatoes 1.82 Cicadas - (Originally scored 2 out of 11)
38 Hungry Man XXL Sandwich Angus Beef Charbroil 1.82 Cicadas - (Originally scored 2 out of 11)
38 Freezer Queen Signature Macaroni and Cheese with Meatballs (Ursula) 3.64 Cicadas - (Originally scored 4 out of 11)
38 Passage to India Korma Simmer Sauce 4.55 Cicadas - (Originally scored 5 out of 11)
38 Bertolli Oven Bake Meal Tri-Color Four Cheese Ravioli 4.55 Cicadas - (Originally scored 5 out of 11)
38 Louigi's Beef Stroganoff 5.45 Cicadas - (Originally scored 6 out of 11)
38 Virgil's Diet Real Cola 5.45 Cicadas - (Originally scored 6 out of 11)
38 Freezer Queen Signature Macaroni and Cheese with Meatballs (Kevin) 7.27 Cicadas - (Originally scored 8 out of 11)
38 Big Boss Brewing Co. Bad Penny Brown Ale 8.18 Cicadas - (Originally scored 9 out of 11)
38 Piggly Wiggly Quesadilla Mexican Style Pizza i Cicadas - This is so bad, the rating cannot be expressed as a real number (Originally scored i out of 11)
39 Aunt Jemima Pancakes and Sausage 1.5 Dung Beatles -
39 Starkist Seasations Creamy Tuna Casserole Entre 3 Dung Beatles -
39 Smucker's Snack'n Waffles 4 Dung Beatles -
39 Pillsbury Toaster Scrambles 4 Dung Beatles -
39 Smart Ones Morning Express Ham and Cheese 4 Dung Beatles -
39 Shiner Blonde 5 Dung Beatles -
39 California Pizza Kitchen Crispy Thin Crust BBQ Chicken 7 Dung Beatles -
39 Red Baron Classic Crust Pepperoni & Sausage Pizza 8 Dung Beatles - if you are 12 & under (or Kevin)
39 Blue Lotus Chai Traditional Masala Chai 8 Dung Beatles -
39 Shiner Old-Time Alt 8 Dung Beatles -
39 Pepperidge Farm Puff Pastry Apple Turnovers 9 Dung Beatles -
40 Tradition Instant Noodles Imitation Chicken Flavor 1.5 Seinfeld Episodes -
40 Souffer's Farmer's Harvest Spaghetti & Meatballs with Vegetable Medley 2 Seinfeld Episodes -
40 Tuna Helper Creamy Parmesan 2 Seinfeld Episodes -
40 Banquet Homestyle Bakes Cheesy Ham & Hash Browns 3 Seinfeld Episodes -
40 120 Santa Rita Sauvignon Blanc 4 Seinfeld Episodes -
40 Smutty Nose Old Brown Dog Ale 5 Seinfeld Episodes -
40 Soupman Broccoli & Cheese Soup 6 Seinfeld Episodes -
40 Tornados Cheesy Pepper Jack 6 Seinfeld Episodes -
40 Polar Whole Smoked Oysters with Vegetables in Olive Oil 7 Seinfeld Episodes -
40 Monoprix Lapin aux 2 Moutardes 10 Seinfeld Episodes -
41 Jimmy Dean's D-Lites Ham Bowl 2 Salamanders -
41 Eggo Biscuit Scramblers Bacon, Egg, and Cheese 2 Salamanders -
41 Don Miguelle Breakfast Crispy Egg & Steak Floutas 2 Salamanders -
41 Hair of the Goat Coffee 6 Salamanders -
41 Private Collection Belgian Waffle 7 Salamanders -
41 IHOP at home Stuffed French Toast Apples & Cinnamon 7 Salamanders -
41 Great Value Apple Blossoms 7 Salamanders -
42 Bubo Pino Grigio 1 Teapots -
42 El Charrito Grande Sour Cream Chicken Enchilada Dinner 2 Teapots -
42 Tai Pei Beef & Broccoli 2 Teapots -
42 Michelina's Tortellini Alfredo 3 Teapots -
42 Terrapin Hop Karma Brown IPA 5 Teapots -
42 Newman's Own Roasted Garlic Alfredo Sauce 5 Teapots -
42 Seitenbacher Hot Snack Potato 6.5 Teapots -
42 Cheese Bokki 7 Teapots -
42 Immaculate Wild Blueberry Scones 7 Teapots -
42 evol bowls fire grilled steak 8 Teapots -
43 Annie Chun's Noodle Express Chinese Chow Mein 4 Pirates - (Originally scored 14 out of 35)
43 Juanita's Menudo 5 Pirates - (Originally scored 17.5 out of 35)
43 Bon Appetit Yog 5.14 Pirates - (Originally scored 18 out of 35)
43 Gourmet on the Go Tuna & Pasta 6.57 Pirates - (Originally scored 23 out of 35)
43 Maggi Pollo con Arroz 7.71 Pirates - (Originally scored 27 out of 35)
43 Betty Crocker Suddenly Salad Tomato Parmesan 7.71 Pirates - (Originally scored 27 out of 35)
43 Freschetta California Style Bacon, Spinach & artichoke thin-crust pizza 7.71 Pirates - (Originally scored 27 out of 35)
43 Great Lakes Brewing Co. Lake Erie Monster 8.57 Pirates - (Originally scored 30 out of 35)
44 Knorr Pasta Sides Cheesy Bacon Macaroni 1.43 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 1 out of 7)
44 Pumpkin Pocky 2.86 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 2 out of 7)
44 Cole's Cheese Breadstick 4.29 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 3 out of 7)
44 Korean Redginsing Jelly 4.49 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 3.14285714285714 out of 7)
44 Formosa Brand Fuit Flavored Beef Jerky 5.71 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 4 out of 7)
44 Meiji Hello Panda Double Choco 5.71 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 4 out of 7)
44 Wolaver's Certified Organic Brown Ale 7.14 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 5 out of 7)
44 Hot & Sour Egg Flower Soup 8.57 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 6 out of 7)
44 Corn Egg Flower Soup 8.57 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 6 out of 7)
44 Woodchuck Hard Cider Private Reserve 8.57 Caterpillars - (Originally scored 6 out of 7)
45 Trader Joe's Garlic Rice Noodle Soup Bowl 2 Ducks -
45 CPK Pizza & Appetizer Four Cheese Pizza & Spinach Artichoke Dip 4 Ducks -
45 Trader Joe's Organic Joe's O's 5 Ducks -
45 Trader Joe's Reduced Guilt Mac & Cheese 5 Ducks -
45 Fat Weasel Ale 5 Ducks -
45 Cedarlane Spinach & Feta Pie 6 Ducks -
45 Trader Joe's Breakfast Scramble 7 Ducks -
45 Trader Joe's Instant Miso Soup 8 Ducks -
46 Asian Passage Ginger Onion Noodle Soup Bowl 2 Metal Chickens -
46 Amy's Light & Lean Pasta and Veggies Bowl 2 Metal Chickens -
46 Amy's Country Cheddar Bowl 3 Metal Chickens -
46 Zataran's New Orleans Style Big Easy Rice Bowl 5 Metal Chickens -
46 Exotic Foods Authentic Thai Honey Soy Ginger Noodles 8 Metal Chickens -
46 Cougar Gold Cheese 9 Metal Chickens -
47 TGI Friday's Onion Rings 3 Beagles -
47 Knorr Schlumpf Suppe 5 Beagles -
47 Thai Pavilion Pad Thai 5 Beagles -
47 Gultinous Rice Porridge With Chestnuts and Red Bean 5 Beagles -
47 Pagoda Express Wontons 7 Beagles -
47 Reuschwansteiner Bavarian Lager 7 Beagles -
48 Betty Crocker Homestyle Reds 2 Parsnips -
48 Quaker Instant Oatmeal Express Baked Apple 3 Parsnips -
48 Hot Pockets Snackers Loaded Potatoes Skin Bites 4 Parsnips -
48 Sharwood's Korma 4 Parsnips -
48 Betty Crocker Quick Sides Bacon, Cheddar, Sour Cream & Chives 5 Parsnips -
48 Kraft Pasta Salad Classic Ranch with Bacon 6 Parsnips -
48 RiceNRoll Tuna Jerkey 7 Parsnips -
48 RJ Rockers Fish Paralyzer Belgian Style Pale Ale 7 Parsnips -
48 Crispin Natural Hard Apple Cider With Irish Stout Yeast 8 Parsnips -
48 Terra Paparika Chips 8 Parsnips -
49 Banquet Meatloaf Meal 2 Corn Smuts -
49 Roanoak Railroad Track 1 Amber Lager 5 Corn Smuts -
49 Michelina's Swedish Meatball with gravy & pasta 5 Corn Smuts -
49 Polar Fancy Whole Smoked Mussels 6 Corn Smuts -
49 Fox Barrel Pacific Pear Cider 7 Corn Smuts -
49 Luck's Chicken & Dumplings 7 Corn Smuts -
49 Banquet Apple Pie 8 Corn Smuts -
50 Michalina's Fried Chicken Fritter with Gravy & Mashed Potatos 1 Two Headed Pigs -
50 Old El Paso Tortilla Stuffers Mesquite Chicken 1 Two Headed Pigs -
50 B&M Boston Baked Beans 6 Two Headed Pigs -
50 Loretta's Pasta Salad Creamy Parmesan 6 Two Headed Pigs -
50 bean 6 Two Headed Pigs -
50 Tiger Tiger Kashmiri Mild Korma Simmer Sauce 7 Two Headed Pigs -
50 B&M Brown Bread in a can 8 Two Headed Pigs -
50 Doll Dim Sum 10 Mini Spring Rolls 8 Two Headed Pigs -
50 Crispin Natural Hard Apple Cider Honey Crisp 8 Two Headed Pigs -

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