This table collates the ratings from every episode of KUEC in 2010.

Episode # Item Rating Scale Source Notes
1 Simply Asia Roasted Peanut Noodle Bowl "Not terrible" none - No numerical rankings this week
1 Cheemo Potato and Cheddar Pierogies "Good", "rib-sticking" none - No numerical rankings this week
2 Kitchens of India's Palak Paneer "Definitely pretty good" "Thumbs-up" none - No numerical rankings this week
2 Annie Chun's Soup Bowl Hot & Sour "No" none - No numerical rankings this week
2 Patak's Butter Chicken Simmer Sauce "Thumbs down" none - No numerical rankings this week
2 Patak's Korma Curry Simmer Sauce "Thumbs up" none - No numerical rankings this week
3 Amy's Tortilla Casserole with Black Beans 6 Collapsible microwave forks - 2.5 of 5 collapsible microwave forks from Ursula, 3.5 of 5 for an ambitious effort from Kevin
3 Thai Pavilion Pad Thai 4.5 Collapsible forks - 2 of 5 collapsible forks from Ursula, 2.5 of 5 from Kevin
3 Contessa Mongolian Brand Beef 7.5 Toasting forks? - Brief suggestion that there might finally be ratings halfway through the episode when Ursula calls this a 3.5 to 4 toasting forks out of 5, but alas, no follow-through.
4 Betty Crocker's Bowl Appetit Garlic Parmesan Pasta 2 Al-dente Noodles -
4 Trader Joe's Chicken-Less Cutlets 3 Al-dente Noodles - Exploded!
4 Thai Joe's Lemongrass Chicken Sticks 8 Al-dente Noodles - (Yay ratings)
5 Archer Farms Asian Inspired Sesame Teriyaki noodle bowl 1.42 Barf Bags - Noodles in poor-quality soy sauce. Top Ramen is better.(Originally scored 1 out of 7)
5 Trader Joe's Chicken Gorgonzola 6 Barf Bags - Visually *really* unappealing, 'not as unpleasant as [you'd] think', good texture.
5 Vigo Red Beans and Rice 8 Barf Bags - Cheap, filling, easy to make,
5 Wolfgang Puck's Chicken and Dumpling canned soup Not Rated Barf Bags - There were two dumplings, about the size of a dime. Not nearly enough dumplings.
6 Archer Farms Cajun-flavored Rice and Bean Bowl 1.88 Flying Pigs - Takes 7-7.5 minutes to cook, really bland. It's cheap-ass rice and beans. (Originally scored 1.5 out of 8)
6 Thai Kitchen Tangy Sweet & Sour Noodles 5 Flying Pigs - Bland and did not rehydrate properly. (Originally scored 4 out of 8)
6 Trader Joe's Potato Pancakes 8.75 Flying Pigs Store- Trader Joe's Absolutely delicious, but they are not vegan and they have to be fried. (May not be kosher.) (Originally scored 7 out of 8)
6 Vigo Yello Rice Not rated Flying Pigs - Cooked easily, made a lot of rice, delicious, moist, good with Mexican food.
7 Chef Boyardee Macaroni and Cheese Microcup 0.7 Colanders - Didn't heat properly and a distinctly subpar taste. (Originally scored 0.35 out of 5)
7 Kraft Cheesy Made Easy Triple Cheese (microwaved) 2 Colanders - Not so much mac-n-cheese as cheese soup, not as good as standard Kraft. Did *not* thicken. (Originally scored 1 out of 5)
7 Annie's Macaroni and Cheese 6 Colanders - Lacks umami, but still decent. Similar to the standard Kraft. (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
7 Kraft Macaroni and Cheese 8 Colanders - Classic mac-and-cheese, more buttery than cheesy (Originally scored 4 out of 5)
7 Boston Market Macaroni and Cheese. 10 Colanders - A little expensive - $2.99 for a small box. Quite cheesy. The best of the batch. (Originally scored 5 out of 5)
7 Tasty Bite All Natural Vegetarian Bombay Potatoes Not rated Colanders - Good over rice, on par with cheap Indian buffet. Vegan.
7 Mrs. T's Potato and Four Cheese Blend Pierogies Not rated Colanders - Not terribly expensive, better and less greasy than the Cheemo pierogies
7 Pork Roast Florentine from Trader Joe's Not rated Colanders - Fiddly to make/high PITA factor, tastes decent
8 Dr. McDougail's Pad Thai Noodle Soup 2.92 MREs Store - Lowes Foods Good noodles, the vegetables didn't fully rehydrate and bland. Entirely uninteresting. 'It might keep you alive, but why would you bother?' (Originally scored 1.75 out of 6)
8 Escalloped Potatoes and Ham (Thermostabilized) 5 MREs Gift Visually and texturally unappealing but useful and very portable. Would benefit from Tabasco and/or cheese. Not bad as MREs go. (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
8 Annie Chun's Kimchi Soup Bowl. 5 MREs Store Noodles came out well. No real flavor other than 'hot' and red pepper. (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
8 Jennie-O Turkey Meatloaf 7.5 MREs Store Not bad - not enough tomato sauce, but not HFC. Easy to prepare and kids will eat it. (Originally scored 4.5 out of 6)
9 Patak's Original Butter Chicken with Rice 4 Wombats - 340 cals/container. "Definitely fails our 'Looks like the packaging' test." Kinda bland. Wet; poor texture. Expensive.
9 Voila Cheddar Chicken Potato Skillet Meal 4 Wombats - Feeds the kids, but...
9 Hungry Man "Pub Favorites" Chopped Beef Steak 6.5 Wombats - A pound of food. 570 calories. "Tastes unhealthy"
9 InnovAsian General Tso's Chicken 6.75 Wombats - 360 cals/serving; $5; probably Ursula-safe. Coating on chicken crispy. Not enough food for two, really.
9 Trader Joe's Frozen Chicken Fried Rice Not rated Wombats - Mall chinese-quality.
9 Voila Rotini (Not eaten that week, but...) 6.5 Wombats -
10 Seeds of Change Caribbean Red Beans and Brown Rice 3 Baby Pandas - "There are actual vegetables in this that I can recognize!" "Mediocre and uninspired"
10 Thai Kitchen Spicy Thai Basil 5.5 Baby Pandas - Unappetizing appearance. Incredibly spicy. "That is the hottest thing we have reviewed on KUEC" Texturally appealing, once the noodles were seperated. "One of the better noodle bowls we've reviewed" Ursula: 5, Kevin: 6
10 Dr. Praeger's Sweet Potato Pancakes 8 Baby Pandas - Very sweet-potato-y, would eat again. Delicious with butter.
10 All Natural Bragg's Liquid Aminos Not rated Baby Pandas - "Expensive soy sauce"
10 Wanchai Ferry General Tso's Frozen Chicken Not rated Baby Pandas - Straightforward stirfry. Microwave rice astoundingly good. "Low-end mall chinese." Too much red pepper. "Give Wanchai Ferry a miss"
10 Grands Buttermilk Biscuits Not rated Baby Pandas - "Oh my god so delicious"
11 Hormel Compleats Turkey & Dressing with Gravy 3 Turduckens - "Go for Chinese instead, for god's sake." Turkey - thick slice of deli turkey. Texturally unimpressive. (Originally scored 1.5 out of 5)
11 Banquet Homestyle Bakes Creamy Turkey & Stuffing 4 Turduckens - Intermediate dish. 2 cans of stew + pouch of stuffing mix. (Originally scored 2 out of 5)
11 Marie Callendar's Home Style Creations Stuffing & Turkey 4.5 Turduckens - Dressing: Wet and bland. Turkey: Surprisingly good, smoky flavor. (Originally scored 2.25 out of 5)
11 Idahoan Four Cheese Mashed Potatoes 6 Turduckens - "These come out pretty good in the powdered mashed potatoes area." (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
11 Betty Crocker Au Gratin Potatoes 6 Turduckens - Not good food, but tasty food. (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
11 Oat Revolutions Instant Oats Apple and Cinnamon 6 Turduckens - Ursula finds it texturally unappealing. Kevin finds it delicious. (Originally scored 3 out of 5)
12 NutraSystems Hearty Beef Stew 1.88 Doorknobs - "This looks almost exactly like headcheese." Tastes powdery, almost like MRE. (Originally scored 1.5 out of 8)
12 Taco Bell Santa Fe Style Beef Bowlz 2.5 Doorknobs - "That is... wow." Does not come with cheese. (Originally scored 2 out of 8)
12 Hamburger Helper Microwave Singles Cheeseburger Macaroni 6.25 Doorknobs - "For reheated Hamburger Helper it tasted like Hamburger Helper." Beef not as rehydrated as one might hope. (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
12 Annie Chun's Sesame Seaweed Snacks 6.25 Doorknobs - For people who like seaweed (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
12 PF Chang's Ginger Chicken 6.25 Doorknobs - Mall chinese, not much flavor (Originally scored 5 out of 8)
12 Oregon Chai Not rated Doorknobs - "Don't get the sugar-free, even if it's on sale." Strong, tasty, mix with milk.
12 Mrs. T's Mini Pierogies Not rated Doorknobs - Good, but feeds fewer people than the full-size
13 Thai Oriental Flavor Instant Noodles 2.22 Baby Polar Bears - Comes with tiny crappy fork and oils in little packets. "Bland-ish and salty" "Reasonably normal small ramen" Step below Maruchan Ramen (Originally scored 2 out of 9)
13 Hamburger Helper Beef Stroganoff 5.56 Baby Polar Bears - Kids loved the Hamburger Helper. Ursula misses sour cream tang. (Originally scored 5 out of 9)
13 Swad Khadi Pakodi Dumplings in Yoghurt Sauce Microcurry 8.33 Baby Polar Bears - Looks like something you'd get in an Indian restaurant. Great flavor, very spicy. (Originally scored 7.5 out of 9)
13 World Classics Trading Company Artichoke and Spinach Purses 8.89 Baby Polar Bears - Wasn't cheap, but quite good. Spinach Artichoke Dip in dough with cheese. (Originally scored 8 out of 9)
13 Ravenswood Cabernet Sauvignon Not rated Baby Polar Bears - Cheap wine, but good
13 Bertolli's Tuscan Braised Beef/Chicken Marsala Not rated Baby Polar Bears - Accidental mixing of two different kinds. "We ate it and didn't complain."
14 El Monterey Bean and Beef Burrito 3.33 Sacred Hearts - Two for a buck. 380 calories. Explodes when poked with the fork. Chewy, a little spice, archetype of the basic microwave burrito. (Originally scored 2 out of 6)
14 Jose Ole Chicken & Cheese Chimichanga 3.33 Sacred Hearts - Exploded. Somewhat texturally distinct from previous burrito, but has the same microwave burrito taste. (Originally scored 2 out of 6)
14 Amy's Southwestern Burrito 5 Sacred Hearts - Exploded. Whole wheat tortilla, tough burrito exterior. Tastes like health food and the same hot-sauce slurry as archetype burrito. Rated up for being healthy. (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
14 Evol Chicken, Bean, and Rice Burrito 8.33 Sacred Hearts - 440 calories. Difficult to saw into. Does not have universal burrito taste. Not full of burrito slurry. Fairly tasty. (Originally scored 5 out of 6)
14 Hobgoblin Dark English Ale 8.33 Sacred Hearts - Very Pleasant - not too hoppy (Originally scored 5 out of 6)
14 Hamburger Helper Cheeseburger Macaroni Not rated Sacred Hearts - "The children thought he had recreated manna from heaven."
14 InnovAsian Sweet & Sour Chicken Not rated Sacred Hearts - Mall Chinese. Sweet and Sour sauce that is blinding magenta. Oven bake version worked out well.
14 Pink Truck Pink Wine Crap Crap - Sweet, with a slightly sour finish. Bad wine, but good for a medicinal bender. "The wine gets a crap out of crap."
15 Hot Pockets Sideshots Cheeseburgers 3 Identity Discs - Genre: cheese and meat in a bun. Soft bun, but a little chewy.
15 Jose Ole Mini Tacos Beef & Cheese 3 Identity Discs - Has the microwave burrito taste. Corn shell. Needs more cheese. Not impressive. Teenage boy refueling food.
15 Skyline Chili Spaghetti 6 Identity Discs - Confusing food. Spaghetti is overly squishy. K:7 U:5
15 Pacific Natural Food Organic Roasted Red Pepper and Tomato Soup 8 Identity Discs - Great tomato soup, good with toasted bread
15 Bel Gioioso Tiramisu Marscapone 10 Identity Discs - Delicious, but difficult to find a use for outside of tiramisu.
15 Rex-Goliath Chardonnay Not rated Identity Discs - Cheap wine.
16 Banquet Chicken Pot Pie 5.56 Special Snowflakes - Can be purchased 10 for $10. Flaky crust. Classic pot pie. "Not good food, but for a buck it ain't bad." (Originally scored 5 out of 9)
16 Kraft Stove Top Stuffing Mix 7.78 Special Snowflakes - Made in microwave. Nice and moist, may be a little mushy. Could use gravy. High points for nostalgia. (Originally scored 7 out of 9)
16 Macaroni Grill Creamy Basil Parmagane Chicken and Pasta 7.78 Special Snowflakes - Pasta was a trifle mushy, but may be user error. The sauce was good. Good for 2 people, would need 2 sides for a family. (Originally scored 7 out of 9)
16 Swad Navaratan Korma 8.89 Special Snowflakes - Mixed vegetable and cashew sauce with pineapple. Really good sauce. Hint of spice. Very good vegetable korma. (Originally scored 8 out of 9)
16 Duplin County Magnolia Blush Wine Not rated Special Snowflakes - Very sweet wine. A little dry and delicious.
16 Magic Hat No. 9 Not rated Special Snowflakes -
16 Stouffers Skillet Meal Garlic Alfredo Chicken Not rated Special Snowflakes - Two bags was enough for the family. Pretty good.