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Episode 148 - The Butter Effigy


We had a bit of a backlog of breakfast foods, so we risked our digestive tracts once more with such wondrous things as reconstituted eggs, frozen flatbreads, and instant quinoa cereals.

Yes, that last thing exists.

All that plus a breakfast beer, mimosas, and even more When We Eat It, So You Don't Have To!

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Episode # Item Rating Scale Source Notes
148 Dr. McDougall’s Hemp Peach Oatmeal 4 Cryptids -
148 Nature’s Path Organic Qi’a Superfood Chia, Buckwheat & Hemp Cereal 1 Cryptids -
148 PJ’s Organics Denver Breakfast Burrito 3 Cryptids -
148 Salazon Organic Dark Chocolate with Sea Salt & Crushed Organic Coffee 6 Cryptids -
148 Tony’s Pouches Ham & Imitation Cheese 5 Cryptids -
148 Special K Flatbread Breakfast Sandwich: Ham, Egg, & Pepper Jack Cheese 2 Cryptids -
148 Jimmy Dean Delights Bacon, Egg & Cheese Flatbread Sandwich 2 Cryptids -
148 Team Realtree Smoked Sausage & Biscuit 3 Cryptids -
148 Voortman Mini-Coconut Crunch cookies 3 Cryptids -
148 Minute Maid Low Acid Orange Juice 5 Cryptids -
148 Coronado Brewing Co. Blue Bridge Coffee Stout 5 Cryptids -
148 Freixenet Cordon Negro Brut 3 Cryptids -
148 Russel Stover Red Velvet Egg 1 Cryptids -
148 Russel Stover Cookie Dough Egg 2 Cryptids -


  • At approximately 23 min ...

Ursula: I mean super-long legs, head bigger than the rest of it's body weirdly shaped, weird lidless eyes at the bottom (those are the nostrils) uh yeah, that would've been a moose bull.

Kevin: Do you know what doesn't have weird lidless eyes mostly at the bottom?

Ursula: Sofawolf Press?

Kevin: Indeed!

Ursula: So far as we know all Sofawolf Press products have eyes in the usual place with the usual number of lids. Those that have eyes. Which yes, anyway...

  • At approximately 35 min ...

Kevin: There's really not much else to say about it other than it's a coconut cookie.

Ursula: Yes, coconut cookie is what that is. You know what you can say a lot about?

Kevin: Dash Systems!

  • At approximately 44 min ...

Kevin: When I go to Waffle House and I get my bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich I always have mayo on it. The toast is dry.

Ursula: It provides lubricant.

Kevin: It's a lubricant, that's right.

Ursula: Yes, I can see that.

Kevin: You know what else provides lubricant? Our Patreon sponsors.

Ursula: Sorry, we're still working in this new thing.

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