Our appologies to the Squid Eunuchs out there, we really don't mean to be insulting.
We had Squid Balls this week, and let me tell you, the jokes write themselves.
We also eat a lot of mushrooms this week (the proper kind, get your mind out of the counter-culture), argue over at least one rating, and devour some bowtie pasta.
Remember folks, we do our own stunts, and we eat it, so you don't have to!