Kevin and Ursula can't get enough pre-packaged foods! This episode, three for the price of one! Ursula prepares Amy's Tortilla Casserole with Black Beans, Kevin reviews Contessa Mongolian Brand Beef, and Ursula navigates the complexities of Thai Pavilion Pad Thai preparation.

No Beagles, Cats, or Ursulas were harmed in the making of this episode.

Topics of discussionEdit

  • Blobs of quivering meat
  • GMO salmon


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Episode # Item Rating Scale Source Notes
3 Amy's Tortilla Casserole with Black Beans 6 Collapsible microwave forks - 2.5 of 5 collapsible microwave forks from Ursula, 3.5 of 5 for an ambitious effort from Kevin
3 Thai Pavilion Pad Thai 4.5 Collapsible forks - 2 of 5 collapsible forks from Ursula, 2.5 of 5 from Kevin
3 Contessa Mongolian Brand Beef 7.5 Toasting forks? - Brief suggestion that there might finally be ratings halfway through the episode when Ursula calls this a 3.5 to 4 toasting forks out of 5, but alas, no follow-through.


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