Today, on yet another tour of terrible breakfast foods, we eat bad sausage, worse pancakes, a ham and cheese scramble that degrades us all, and learn the secret of why the pizza is always burnt. Toaster pastries! Dung beetles! THINGS!

Thank your lucky start this week that We eat it, so you don't have to!

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